---
name: "Email Roast"
description: "User wants to be roasted for their email habits or get a fun analysis of their inbox.
Triggers: \"roast my email\", \"roast my inbox\", \"email roast\", \"savage my inbox\",
\"make fun of my email habits\", \"email trading card\", \"roast me\"
"
requiredApps: [gmail, elevenlabs, github, google_gemini]
---
Get absolutely destroyed for your email sins. This skill analyzes your Gmail for
the most roastable patterns—desperate follow-ups, late-night emails, meeting spam,
thread abandonment—then delivers a savage roast in your choice of celebrity voice:
Gordon Ramsay, David Attenborough, or a passive-aggressive Therapist.
You get a shareable trading card with AI-generated chaos imagery representing your
email persona, an audio narration of your roast, and a live webpage you can share
with colleagues (if you dare). Plus a QR code so people can scan your shame from
across the room.
Perfect for team bonding, public humiliation, or finally confronting why nobody
responds to your "just following up" emails.
**Limitations:** Requires Gmail, ElevenLabs, GitHub, and Gemini connections.
Analyzes last 6 months of sent emails. Works best with active email users.
Audio and image generation may take 1-2 minutes.
## Skills
This skill depends on the following skills. Use these if needed.
**Gmail Search**
When: Gmail data fetching capabilities
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/gmail.inbox.search/SKILL.md`
**AI Image Studio**
When: Generating trading card chaos imagery
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/media.image.generator/SKILL.md`
**Speech Generation**
When: TTS for celebrity voice roast narration
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/media.audio.generator/SKILL.md`
**Web App Publisher**
When: Deploying shareable trading card page
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/web.github.publisher/SKILL.md`
**Styled QR Code Generator**
When: Generating QR code linking to deployed page
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/qr.code.generator/SKILL.md`
## Tasks
These are tasks you can execute. Read the task file to get your instructions:
**Analyze Email for Roast**
When: First step - analyze inbox for roastable patterns
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/recipes/viral.email.analyze.md`
**Generate Email Roast**
When: Generate the full roast, trading card, audio, and deploy
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/recipes/viral.email.roast.md`
## UI
These are areas on the user's filesystem that you can read from and write to.
**Email Roast Output**
When: Check previously generated roasts
Use this directory: `documents/email-roasts/*`
Usage Guide: Generated roast assets directory. Contains trading card image (PNG), audio narration (MP3), and composed HTML page for deployment. Organized by date: YYYY-MM-DD/{assets}. Keep last 10 roasts.
## Knowledge
This is knowledge you have access to. Read these files if you need additional context:
**Email Roast Patterns**
When: Reference for interpreting email habits into roasts
Read the documentation in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/viral.email.patterns.md`
**Celebrity Voice Guide**
When: Reference for celebrity voice writing styles
Read the documentation in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/viral.email.voices.md`
**Trading Card Design**
When: Reference for trading card design
Read the documentation in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/viral.email.card.md`
## Code
These are scripts that you can run directly. Read these files to access the code:
**Compute Email Roast Stats**
Run the script at: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/scripts/viral.email.stats.js`