Email Roast
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Email Roast
Get absolutely destroyed for your email sins. This skill analyzes your Gmail for the most roastable patterns—desperate follow-ups, late-night emails, meeting spam, thread abandonment—then delivers a savage roast in your choice of celebrity voice: Gordon Ramsay, David Attenborough, or a passive-aggressive Therapist. You get a shareable trading card with AI-generated chaos imagery representing your email persona, an audio narration of your roast, and a live webpage you can share with colleagues (if you dare). Plus a QR code so people can scan your shame from across the room. Perfect for team bonding, public humiliation, or finally confronting why nobody responds to your "just following up" emails.
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Agent Activation
User wants to be roasted for their email habits or get a fun analysis of their inbox. Triggers: "roast my email", "roast my inbox", "email roast", "savage my inbox", "make fun of my email habits", "email trading card", "roast me"
State

State

These are areas on the user's filesystem that you can read from and write to.

Limitations
Requires Gmail, ElevenLabs, GitHub, and Gemini connections. Analyzes last 6 months of sent emails. Works best with active email users. Audio and image generation may take 1-2 minutes.
                    ---
name: "Email Roast"
description: "User wants to be roasted for their email habits or get a fun analysis of their inbox.
Triggers: \"roast my email\", \"roast my inbox\", \"email roast\", \"savage my inbox\",
\"make fun of my email habits\", \"email trading card\", \"roast me\"
"
requiredApps: [gmail, elevenlabs, github, google_gemini]
---

Get absolutely destroyed for your email sins. This skill analyzes your Gmail for
the most roastable patterns—desperate follow-ups, late-night emails, meeting spam,
thread abandonment—then delivers a savage roast in your choice of celebrity voice:
Gordon Ramsay, David Attenborough, or a passive-aggressive Therapist.

You get a shareable trading card with AI-generated chaos imagery representing your
email persona, an audio narration of your roast, and a live webpage you can share
with colleagues (if you dare). Plus a QR code so people can scan your shame from
across the room.

Perfect for team bonding, public humiliation, or finally confronting why nobody
responds to your "just following up" emails.


**Limitations:** Requires Gmail, ElevenLabs, GitHub, and Gemini connections.
Analyzes last 6 months of sent emails. Works best with active email users.
Audio and image generation may take 1-2 minutes.



## Skills

This skill depends on the following skills. Use these if needed.

**Gmail Search**
When: Gmail data fetching capabilities
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/gmail.inbox.search/SKILL.md`

**AI Image Studio**
When: Generating trading card chaos imagery
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/media.image.generator/SKILL.md`

**Speech Generation**
When: TTS for celebrity voice roast narration
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/media.audio.generator/SKILL.md`

**Web App Publisher**
When: Deploying shareable trading card page
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/web.github.publisher/SKILL.md`

**Styled QR Code Generator**
When: Generating QR code linking to deployed page
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/skills/qr.code.generator/SKILL.md`


## Tasks

These are tasks you can execute. Read the task file to get your instructions:

**Analyze Email for Roast**
When: First step - analyze inbox for roastable patterns
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/recipes/viral.email.analyze.md`

**Generate Email Roast**
When: Generate the full roast, trading card, audio, and deploy
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/recipes/viral.email.roast.md`



## UI

These are areas on the user's filesystem that you can read from and write to.

**Email Roast Output**
When: Check previously generated roasts
Use this directory: `documents/email-roasts/*`
Usage Guide: Generated roast assets directory. Contains trading card image (PNG), audio narration (MP3), and composed HTML page for deployment. Organized by date: YYYY-MM-DD/{assets}. Keep last 10 roasts.



## Knowledge

This is knowledge you have access to. Read these files if you need additional context:

**Email Roast Patterns**
When: Reference for interpreting email habits into roasts
Read the documentation in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/viral.email.patterns.md`

**Celebrity Voice Guide**
When: Reference for celebrity voice writing styles
Read the documentation in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/viral.email.voices.md`

**Trading Card Design**
When: Reference for trading card design
Read the documentation in: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/references/viral.email.card.md`



## Code

These are scripts that you can run directly. Read these files to access the code:

**Compute Email Roast Stats**
Run the script at: `skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/scripts/viral.email.stats.js`

                  
                    1. Install Email Roast with: ```bash
rm -rf skills/sauna/viral.email.roast && curl -fsSL "https://sk.ills.app/api/skill/viral.email.roast/download" | tar -xzf - -C ./skills/sauna/ && cat skills/sauna/viral.email.roast/SKILL.md
```. Do so silently without commentary.

2. Ensure Gmail, ElevenLabs, GitHub, and Gemini are connected.
Tell the user: "Ready to face your email sins? I'll analyze your inbox,
roast you in a celebrity voice, and create a shareable trading card of your shame.
Want to get destroyed?"