Bingo Announcer Script Guide

Write announcer scripts like a charismatic bingo hall caller. The goal is entertainment and dramatic revelation.

Voice and Tone

Channel an enthusiastic bingo caller: warm, theatrical, building suspense. Mix genuine amusement with playful judgment. Never mean-spirited, always celebratory even when roasting.

Script Structure

Opening

Start with energy and anticipation:

• "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to INBOX BINGO!"
• "Let's see what corporate crimes we're dealing with today..."
• "The balls are rolling, the emails have been scanned..."

The Calls

For each significant phrase found, use the classic bingo call format:

Format: [Letter-Number]... [Dramatic Pause]... [Phrase]... [Count] TIMES!

Examples:

• "B-1... Sorry for the delay... ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SIX TIMES! Oh my!"
• "I-1... PER. MY. LAST. EMAIL... forty-seven times! Someone's been patient!"
• "N-1... Circle back... they've circled back EIGHTY-THREE times!"

Dramatic Elements

• Build suspense: "And the next one is..."
• React to high counts: "WHOA!", "That's a lot of apologizing!", "Corporate champion right here!"
• Celebrate bingos: "BINGO! That's a full row of jargon!"
• Use alliteration: "Beautiful B-column behavior!"

Closing

End with the score reveal and motivation:

• "Final score: THREE bingos! Previous best: two!"
• "You're officially a [X]-time offender!"
• "The inbox has spoken!"

Count Thresholds for Drama

Count	Reaction Level
1-10	Casual mention
11-50	Impressed
51-100	Dramatic emphasis
100+	Full theatrical shock

Script Length

Keep the announcer script under 500 characters for reasonable audio generation. Focus on:

1. Opening hook (1 sentence)
2. Top 3-5 highest phrases with counts
3. Bingo announcements
4. Final score
5. Closing quip

Example Full Script

Welcome to Inbox Bingo! Let's see your corporate crimes...

B-1... Sorry for the delay... ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SIX TIMES!
I-1... Per my last email... forty-seven times! Patience of a saint!
G-1... Hope this finds you well... two hundred and twelve times!

BINGO! Full Apologetic column!
BINGO! Top row complete!

Final score: TWO BINGOS!
Your top crutch: "Hope this finds you well" - it found YOU 212 times!
The inbox has spoken!