---
name: "Corporate Translator"
description: "User wants to decode corporate-speak or understand what professional language really means.
Triggers: \"translate this corporate speak\", \"what does this really mean\",
\"decode this email\", \"corporate BS\", \"office speak translator\"
"
requiredApps: [google_gemini, elevenlabs]
---
Finally say what everyone's thinking.
Paste any corporate email, Slack message, or meeting notes and watch the professional
veneer dissolve. "Thanks for your input!" becomes "I'm ignoring everything you said."
"Let's circle back" reveals itself as "I'm hoping you forget about this." Each
translation comes with a BS Fluency Score rating how fluently the writer speaks
corporate—from "Refreshingly Human" to "CEO-Level Doublespeak."
Generate shareable comparison cards with side-by-side reveals, theater mask imagery,
and your official BS rating. Or create dual-voice audio: hear the corporate version
read with a straight face, then the honest translation delivered with knowing wit.
Perfect for Slack channels, team meetings about "communication styles," or that
coworker who really needs to see this.
Self-deprecating, relatable, and universally applicable to anyone who's ever written
"per my last email."
**Limitations:** For entertainment only. Card images require Gemini. Audio requires ElevenLabs.
## Skills
This skill depends on the following skills. Use these if needed.
**AI Image Studio**
When: Generates comparison card images via Gemini
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/humor.corporate.translator/references/skills/media.image.generator/SKILL.md`
**Speech Generation**
When: Generates dual-voice audio via ElevenLabs
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/humor.corporate.translator/references/skills/media.audio.generator/SKILL.md`
## Tasks
These are tasks you can execute. Read the task file to get your instructions:
**Translate Corporate Speak**
When: User has corporate text to decode
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/humor.corporate.translator/references/recipes/humor.corporate.translate.md`
**Generate Comparison Card**
When: User wants a shareable comparison card image
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/humor.corporate.translator/references/recipes/humor.corporate.card.md`
**Generate Dual Voice Audio**
When: User wants dual-voice audio narration
Follow the instructions in: `skills/sauna/humor.corporate.translator/references/recipes/humor.corporate.audio.md`
## UI
These are areas on the user's filesystem that you can read from and write to.
**Translation Draft**
When: Current translation in progress
Use this file: `session/translation.json`
Usage Guide: Session file for the current corporate translation in progress. Contains the original text, honest translation, BS Fluency Score, and detected jargon list. Read by card and audio generation tasks. Cleared after workflow completion.
**Translation Gallery**
When: Check for past translations
Use this directory: `documents/corporate/translations/*`
Usage Guide: Collection of past corporate translations organized by date. Contains translation records with original text, honest versions, BS scores, and paths to generated cards and audio files. Useful for revisiting favorites or building a personal hall of shame. Filename format: YYYY-MM-DD-slug.json
## Knowledge
This is knowledge you have access to. Read these files if you need additional context:
**Corporate Translation Guide**
When: Read for translation style and tone
Read the documentation in: `skills/sauna/humor.corporate.translator/references/humor.corporate.guide.md`
**Corporate Jargon Reference**
When: Reference for jargon detection and scoring
Read the documentation in: `skills/sauna/humor.corporate.translator/references/humor.corporate.jargon.md`
**Comparison Card Style Guide**
When: Reference for card image generation
Read the documentation in: `skills/sauna/humor.corporate.translator/references/humor.corporate.cardstyle.md`
